Magazine: Can shield you from the sun.
E-Reader: Not a good idea to leave that in the sun.
Magazine: Can be sat on to protect you from the dirt or sand.
E-Reader: You need to keep the dirt and sand out of that.
Magazine: Can be used to swat a mosquito.
E-Reader: The light is attracting mosquitoes.
Magazine: Sudden rain shower? Hold the magazine over your head as you duck under the tree.
E-Reader: Sudden rain shower? Don't get that thing wet, get under the tree.
Magazine: It's a warm sunny day. Use the magazine to create a small cooling breeze.
E-Reader: It's a warm sunny day. You're holding a hot plastic rectangle.
Magazine: Let's you know it's time to go inside, when you can't see the print anymore.
E-Reader: Lets you go on reading into the night, until the battery suddenly dies.
Wolves close in.
You wish you had a magazine to set on fire.